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This is why dogs bite people

Why Dogs Bite People

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Beagle dog crashs into camera blooper

Here is a funny beagle

Bob the Chicken

BOB THE CHICKEN

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.'

Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home....

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

'Never,' said Bob.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster.
'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

"BOB, wake up! You Shit in the bed!"

Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be.

Here is a minister hymn he didnt like

Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' 

 

With even greater emphasis he said, 'If I had all the jaded women in the world, I'd take them and throw them in the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

 

Sermon complete, he sat down..
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' 

Smile, life is too short not to!

 

 If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer. 
See you at the river

A fly in the toilet

A  FLY  IN  THE  TOILET 
 
                                                                               

A Fly in the Toilet...

     When I went to the men's room in the

  Schiphol Airport when we got to Amsterdam,

 I saw the fly and didn't think much about it.?

 Now I know why it was there!

                     Who says you can't potty train a man?