> Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.
>
> Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a
> sunken ship.
> "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark
> and they swam to the mass of people.
> "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins
> showing." And they did.
> "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with
> all of our fins showing." And they did.
> "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
> When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we
> just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around
> them?"
> His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the
> shit inside!"
>
> Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a
> sunken ship.
> "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark
> and they swam to the mass of people.
> "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins
> showing." And they did.
> "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with
> all of our fins showing." And they did.
> "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
> When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we
> just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around
> them?"
> His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the
> shit inside!"
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