911 Truck Amazing

The trucker's name is John Holmgren from    Shafer , Minn. He has been 'pulled over' numerous times just so the troopers can get their picture taken with the truck.

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KEEP THIS GOING SO ALL CAN SEE

Flour Burn Remedy

Impressive!  Why did we never hear of this before??!! I've always just run it under the cold water tap.

A woman's experience with burns . . ..

Some time ago I was cooking some corn and stuck my fork in the boiling water to see if the corn was ready. I missed and my hand went into the boiling water.... A friend of mine, who was a Vietnam vet, came into the house, just as I was screaming, and asked me if I had some plain old flour... I pulled out a bag and he stuck my hand in it.  He told me to keep my hand in the flour for 10 minutes which I did. He said that in Vietnam , there was a guy on fire and in their panic, they threw a bag of flour all over him to put the fire out...Well, it not only put the fire out, but he never even had a blister!!!!

... Long story short, I put my hand in the bag of flour for 10 mins, pulled it out and did not even have a red mark or a blister and absolutely NO PAIN.  Now, I keep a bag of flour in the fridge and every time I burn myself. *Cold flour feels even better than room temperature flour.

I use the flour and have never ONCE had I ever had even a red spot/burn mark, or a blister!  I even burnt my tongue once, put the flour on it for about 10 minutes ... the pain was gone and no burn.

Try it . . . Experience a miracle! Keep a bag of flour in your fridge and you will be happy you did! 

BTW, don't run your burn area under cold water first, just put it directly into the flour for 10 minutes.

Why sharks circle you before they attack

> Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.
>
> Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a
> sunken ship.
> "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark
> and they swam to the mass of people.
> "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins
> showing." And they did.
> "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with
> all of our fins showing." And they did.
> "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
> When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we
> just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around
> them?"
> His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the
> shit inside!"

Snake eats lizard OMG

These pictures were  taken by one of the road crew members at Cloudbreak , Arizona last week. It took a  total of 5 hours for the Desert King Snake to  finish off the Goanna (Sand  Monitor).

As you can see, they put some stakes with flag tape on them plus a hazard/danger triangle up to help keeping someone from running over them .Looking at the man then comparing him to both the Desert King and the Goanna the snake looks to be at least 8' and the lizard 5'.What do you think?

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

 

 

  

 

 

  

  

NOW………THAT'S  A MEAL

old fart football

Old Fart Football 

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.' 

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' 
The old man replied, 'its fart football.' 

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score.' 

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' 

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 
'Touchdown, tie score.' 

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man. 

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. 
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed. 

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' 

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.

Cletus and Billy Bob

 

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door,

he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.  He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.  Then, grabbing
both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
underneath.  With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob.  "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in
the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to “a tractor'."

[Don't make me come splain this to you!  ---Read the last line again, slowly--out loud.]

Your final resting place probably isn't going to be as cool as these

Have you seen anything like these resting places?

MEXICAN  CEMETERY



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