Here is a minister hymn he didnt like

Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' 

 

With even greater emphasis he said, 'If I had all the jaded women in the world, I'd take them and throw them in the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

 

Sermon complete, he sat down..
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' 

Smile, life is too short not to!

 

 If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer. 
See you at the river